October 26, 2009
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Accepted!
Have you ever tried really hard to get into a group of people, but for some reason, it just didn’t happen? You know you were just as good, if not better than some of the people in that group, but no matter what you did, you just weren’t noticed?
Then suddenly, out of the blue, you’re recognized. Someone sends you the infamous letter, gives you the secret code, shows you the unmistakable signal, acts out the indescribable handshake, or whatever it is that lets you know you’ve made it.
Finally, after all your hard work, you’ve been accepted!Yeah, that happened to me.
I have been trying so hard here on Xanga to get recognized. I know, I know, it’s not about numbers and all that. But c’mon, who doesn’t want to belong to that prestigious group of Xangans to which TheTheologiansCafe, MyxlDove, TheBigShowAtUD, AlterEgo909, one_eared_batman, Simbathe2nd, My_HAT_is_older_than_you, and many, many more belong? But for some reason, I just wasn’t up to par.
Until now.
I’m not really sure what caused it. Why did it take so long? I’ve anxiously waited for my inbox to tell me I had finally arrived. But alas! my inbox would not yield the message. And so I remained desolate, undiscovered, and downhearted.
You must know by now what I’m talking about. No, no, not the petty thing of getting featured, nor the esteemed rank of Top Blogs. Nay, not even a rec’ from Dan The Theologian.
No, when I logged on today, I didn’t receive any of the afore mentioned honors; instead, my feedback log told me I had finally been counted worthy to obtain…
The stalker message.
Yes, I know what you’re thinking. “But how? How is it that the Xangan powers that be have graced you of all people with such a blessing?”
I know, I know. I, too, had my doubts. So I clicked on the (1) next to the message inbox button. This is what my unbelieving eyes read:“My name`s Donna !!
I really feel shy, but I`ve 2 say u, that you`r just so coool )… It was a wonder to detect ur page but nowadays I am sure it`s a fate))
U are superman… but I know for sure that in your real life u`l impress me more and more:again and again!!
that`s incredible… but I`m from too!
So… I`d like 2 become acquainted with u, Like_A_Tigah!
This site does not accept all my images…
so the most revealing photos I uploaded here: http://pieceoftrash/stupidnonexistingsite.org
Like_A_Tigah, I think you`ll like them and will send me smth to start our challenge ))!!
love you honey ))!!”Go ahead. Read it again. It’s really true. I have finally advanced to the next level of Xangadom.
I can finally feel like I belong!Thank you, Donna. Thank you for seeing the “superman” in me. For believing that I am “just so coool.”
Thank you, Fate, for detecting my page. Thank you for knowing that in real life, I could impress someone more and more: again and again, and that that fact is incredible.Thank you, my Xangan friends, for putting up with me!
Have a good weekend!
Comments (34)
nice blog
hahaha!
lol! I still remember my first spambot message. That was a proud day indeed.
You have officially arrive. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
This is heartbreaking for me. Donna made me feel so special in the moment but I can’t believe she sent you the same message.
@embrown88 - Thanks!
@just_the_average_jane -
@joyouswind - Thanks! I’ll be here all week! And the week after that, and the week after that…
@MyxlDove - Afraid? I feel more excited then afraid. What’s the next step? Oh, I hope it’s the “random troll who chews you out in every blog” level!
@Jaynebug -Thanks for chuckling.
@TheTheologiansCafe - It must be a different Donna. Probably one that didn’t cut the English and Grammar classes.
Welcome
Psh, that happened to me like two WEEKS ago… Newbie…
Oh how us Xangans love our spam!
~V
*still waiting for this day* This brought a tear to my eye.
You should do it she seems like a keeper. And apparently dating her will be a challenge. Like finding the speed of light at this many miles/hour
Don’t let the status take you down the road of perdition. Stay strong and continue to be you!
Don’t mean to burst the bubble but I’ve gotten tons of those. LOL They are humorous though.
Hello Tigah,
You made your site simple yet elegant. I see that you have a wide variety of interests and observations here!
Now is a good time to learn about the true God, Jehovah and His plans for us. “…I am about to shake up everything, to turn everything upside down and start over from top to bottom – overthrow governments, destroy foreign powers, dismantle the world of weapons and armaments, throw armies into confusion, so that they end up killing one another.” (Haggai 2:21,22) (MSG)
ha, look at that. it’s all downhill once the spambots know you.
I thought it was something about being accepted by classmates or something. I don’t care about the attention here. I want to make at least one friend at the stupid community college, but it’s just not working out~
@striemmy - Thank you!
@TheMarriedFreshman - Lol, not just any spam, stalker spam!
@OhItWontBeForever - Don’t worry, your day will come!
@SWEETteaANDgingerSNAPS - Calculating the distance light travels from the sun to the earth in one solar year is not a challenge. Not always talking about it, is.
@AnamcharaConcepts - I wouldn’t want to be anyone else. After all, I’m superman, and so coool. Lol!
@Simbathe2nd - No worries, no bubbles were bursted. You just get more because you have an actual pic of you as a profile picture. If I used my picture, Xanga would crash. And not in a good way.
@ThewordsofGod - Thank you. I try my best.
Thanks for the lesson in God’s plan for us, but I think you are using the wrong cirriculum. My Bible, the true word’s of God, says:
“Speak to Zerubbabel, governor of Judah, saying, I will shake the heavens and the earth; And I will overthrow the throne of kingdoms, and I will destroy the strength of the kingdoms of the heathen; and I will overthrow the chariots, and those that ride in them; and the horses and their riders shall come down, every one by the sword of his brother.”
Where was that part about God starting over from top to bottom? And how is this God’s plan for us? Look to me like it was for Zerubbabel. I’m not Zerubbabel.
@TheBigShowAtUD - Downhill? No sir, things are looking up now. They just finally realized that I’m the kind of person that should be realized, that’s all.
@BlehhItsTu - I’m sorry the title led you astray. Now I feel bad for naming it that.
Well, sometimes making new friends can be pretty tough. Try to find someone with the same interests as you. Someone in the same class would be best.
Or just start talking to random people in your classes. Ask them what they thought about it, or just introduce yourself. Soon somebody will start talking back to you, a conversation will start, common interests will be discovered, and tadaa! A friend!
I know I know, easier said then done. But hang in there. If you try hard enough, you never know what might happen.
Welcome to the club, big guy.
@jeremiahstears - Thank you. Nice to be here!
Not my Donna! Woe!
@dirtbubble - I’m sure it’s a different Donna. What Donna would give up you for me? You have a profile pic, I have a big scary statue.
Unless she was blind…
hate mail is even better…just you wait
by the way, I never heard of you till dirtbubble recced you and I’ll bet you never heard of me either hahahaha, xanga is bigger than we think. I think
hahahaha. Love it!
hahaha, I love these messages!
Lol well IM happy you got ur first stalker!
Lol Wow, you’ve just got the ladies all over you.
This post brightened my day and made me LOL.
Thank you. xD
@Loonsounds - Actually, I’ve seen you around. I’m glad he rec’d it then! Thanks so much for the mini! I love getting these!
I cannot wait for hate mail! I am really good at getting people mad, but they have to start it. And I would post every part of it. Lol!
Thanks for the comment!
@ccarothers - Thanks!
@ds61533 - So do I! Lol!
@MisFishie - If only it were a real stalker. Then I’d be having some fun!
@one_eared_batman - You know it! I just do what I think you would do, and they come crawling to me.
@musical235 - Glad to hear! That lets me know I’m doing my job right!
rejected
@Like_A_Tigah - That’s probably a good plan.
I’m SUPER late to this post lol. LOL @ that message.
@AlterEgo909 - Better late than never! Lol