March 24, 2011

• To My Biggest Fan

   

  Apparently, some of us have been getting a lot (I mean A LOT) of traffic for the Republic of Korea. I put up a pulse about it. I am confident they have consistently read everything I have posted on this site. Now I have dedicated at least 2 posts to some Xangans here, one of which barely visits. So, I figured I owed my most faithful reader some sort of recognition. So, here it is: A post just for you, Republic of Korea!

  Sure, we’ve had our run ins with this dignified country, but all is well now! There’s even a treaty between us and them! Well, so what if it’s peaceful? You don’t have to travel to every peaceful country. Well, there are many reasons to visit such a wonderful country. HotelPlanner gives a few here. There are thousands of  Buddhist temples you could visit, for fun or religious purposes, many beautiful parks, and wonderful scenery. There are plenty of interesting towns and villages, and a rich culture.You could attend one of the many Spring Flower Festivals! I for one, am not a flower fan, but hey, I’m not gonna stop you. There’s even some place called Gyeongbokgung! Now who wouldn’t want to go to a place with a name like that? Except for maybe this guy. And this guy. And thousands of other Americans injured, or families of men and women killed, in the Korean War.

  But, remember, there’s a treaty, so all is well! And you could get a flight from here to there for only $1,110! That’s only 1,249,719 South-Korean Won!!!

  Even if you don’t care for scenery, there’s still one more reason to visit Korea: the crime rate there is on the rise, so you could join the swelling tide! You could easily get away with it too! The country’s security is too busy browsing a bunch of random blogging sites!

  So pack your bags and board a 1,249,719 Won flight to The Republic of Korea! Because they are watching you!!!

   

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