August 2, 2011

  • Playing With Horse Poo

     

     

    My principal would always tell a story of two boys: one an optimist, the other, a pessimist. Around Christmas, their parents decided to test them. For the pessimist, they bought all the best toys; for the optimist, a bucket of horse dung. Christmas morning, they peeked in on the boys as they unwrapped the gifts. The pessimist would unwrap a toy, examine it,play with it for a few seconds, then declare something was wrong with it and move on to the next toy, never happy about any of them. The optimist, however, was throwing the horse poop all around, leaping and jumping, bursting with excitement. When the parents asked him why, he proudly declared,”With all this poo, there must be a pony somewhere!!”

    Cute, I know. But he always left out what the boy said when he discovered there was no pony.

    See,I’ve always been a kinda middle of the road guy: not too optimistic, but not a pessimist either. Let’s look at my writings, for example. For the optimistic side, we’ve got  A Hero, Silver Flowers. For the not-so-optimistic side, we’ve got Drifting, and Sleepless Night (which is almost a picture of this post, I’ll explain later). Then there were some that could’ve gone either way (Silver Flowers was one, as was Morning)

    I call it being realistic. I’ll get my hopes up, but usually only for something that’s for the most part guaranteed. It’s kept me emotionally safe. Usually, when I get optimistic about something, I try to calm it down, because the only times I’ve been blindly optimistic, I’ve been hurt. It happened recently, not bad, but enough to help me remember not to do it again. There’s this girl I know. I like her, but not in love with her. Her friend told me she liked me, but we’re both heading off to college soon, so I was gonna leave it alone. But she, being an optimist, told me to talk to her. Another friend, also an optimist, encouraged me too. At first, I was against it, but they kept prodding, and the friend filled my head with great things this girl said about me. So I let myself think like them. I mean, if she liked me so much, what could go wrong? I even thought ahead to after we talked and tried to make plans for a first date before we left. When I talked to her, she told me she didn’t know me good enough and didn’t want a relationship during the first year of college anyway. Instead of listening to myself and leaving it alone, I got optimistic and went out on a limb. I wasn’t expecting the branch to break, but it did.

    You see, you cannot predict the future. You cannot tell me everything will be ok, all my dreams will come true, one day I’ll live happily forever after, and all those other Disney-encouraged false promises. Life isn’t a fairy tale. Bad things happen. There will be times everything will not turn out alright. I agree everything happens for a reason, and if we allow Him, God will make it for our good. But He never says it’ll be easy. He actually tells us not to brag about what will happen tomorrow because we don’t know what will actually happen.

    So for me, optimism is just a way of setting yourself up for disappointment. Playing with horse poo, and there really is no pony. Sure, it may work for other people. But I don’t have the best of luck, so I’ll just stick to realism.

     

July 20, 2011

  • We Interrupt The Scheduled Programming for this Public Service Announcement!

     

    Grr. I’m frustrated right now. I found out beginning of this week, I gotta be at college by August 13th. So I will not be doing anything exciting this summer.

    All my stuff I had saved on the computer for the Xeries, including all the bios, every story, ideas for upcoming stories, and a map I was working on, has been erased, for no apparent reason.

    Xangans keep leaving without telling me. Especially ones I like (i.e. TheBigShowatUD, and bronze_for_gold, a Xangan character).

    I’m afraid while I’m at college, I won’t be able to get on Xanga very much. =(

    And, upon further examination of life, I lack, and have lacked for quite sometime, a best friend. I didn’t realize not having a best friend would effect me as much as it has, but I have a serious lack of friends in general, so that’s probably why. Hopefully college will change that.

    Anyway, due to the loss of Xeries material, it’s gonna take longer than I thought to write the next one. Sorry guys. 

July 15, 2011

  • Silver Flowers

     

    Roses are red

    Violets ain’t

    Maybe they’re covered

    In silver paint

    Stealing the lining

    Of my cloud

    Cloaking all

    In a mysterious cloud

    Comprehending nothing

    I understand all

    Trying to piece together

    Humpty Dumpty’s great fall

    Waiting for my pegasus

    Wanting to rise

    Spread my wings

    And take to the skies

    But until that day

    I’m stuck here below

    Chained to a sinking ship

    Passed rock bottom long ago

    But I won’t let this

    Rain on my parade

    With my bright tinted glasses

    I see through Life’s charade

    Though fiery darts

    At me are hurled

    Still my banner

    Of victory’s unfurled

    I’ve battled my share of dragons

    I’m well aware not all have fell

    But many of those demons

    I’ve sent straight back to Hell

    Yet not through my own power

    But through the power of His might

    Helping me press on

    Until the end of night

    So even if, at times, my cloud

    Seem silver-lining-less;

    I can’t solve the mystery;

    Or see through the smoke and mist;

    I remember that my trust’s in Him

    Who holds all strengths and powers

    And every now and then I’ll stop

    To smell those red and silver flowers

     

July 11, 2011

  • Ch-Ch-Changes

     

    So. I have about a month left before I head on up to college. (Grace Baptist College in Gaylord, MI for those nosy ones. winky) It’s got me thinking. About 2 things mainly.

    See, at first I was worried about losing my friends. I mean, how many people actually stay in close contact with their high school friends during/after college. Not too many. And this had me worried, I started thinking of the people that I would feel lost without, my best friends, the ones I used to talk to every day like…

    And that’s when I got even more worried. See, I never have had many friends. I’m not much t look at, and can get pretty annoying, but I accepted that long ago as my personality: if people didn’t like it, their loss. But I never had too much trouble finding people to hang out with. I can make people laugh, so I usually had a good amount of “friends” at school, camp, etc. But none of them were ever really close to me. In my life, I’ve had four best friends. One is a habitual liar and assumes I’m too dumb to know the truth, and so has been taken off the list. Two moved away a long time ago. The fourth I don’t really talk to much anymore: they don’t really realize they were my only real friend. I guess I always knew I didn’t have any real friends, I just kept denying it while I was around the fake ones. But I figure I best face it before college starts, so I can have the chance to start fresh. I have no friends. I am that guy that everyone likes to talk to cuz he’ll make you laugh, but that’s as far as my relationship goes with 98% of the people I know. The personality I embraced so long ago has left me friendless. I’m not depressed or sulking, just stating facts.

    Which brings me to the 2nd thing I’ve been thinking about. Nobody at that college knows me. I’ve chatted to a few of the staff members some, but they can barely call me an acquaintance.  So this would be the perfect chance for me to start over, create a new me. Be less of a jerk (by that I mean making rude comments by which everybody knows I’m joking, but they may still hurt feelings), be less obnoxious, be quieter. Instead of being that guy that you laugh at, but is outta sight, outta mind; be that guy that makes you chuckle, but you want to get to know better.

    I know people say to “be yourself,” and “never change,” but those people probably don’t need to change. I know I do.

     

     

    New Xeries coming soon. If you don’t know what that is, check it out here!

    Have a great week!

     

     

July 5, 2011

  • I Miss You

     

                                   One day, into my life you came.

                                Since then, I’ve never been the same.

                                   Undoubtedly, you are to blame!

                                             I miss you

     

                                   One couldn’t find a better friend.

                               Of all good things, you’re a perfect blend.

                                    And none of it is just pretend.

                                             I miss you.

     

                                 Though every now and then, we chat

                                  We talk about this and about that

                                It just can’t change this simple fact:

                                             I miss you

     

                                   Our memories, I’m cherishing

                                  But in my heart, I’m perishing

                               It’s hard to bear this painful thing!

                                             I miss you

     

                                   I know it never was your goal

                                 But in my life, you’ve left a hole

                                   My happiness your absence stole

                                             I miss you

     

                                Yet I know this feeling will not last

                                One day I’ll end this best friend fast

                               But until that day finally comes to pass

                                             I’ll miss you

     

     

     

    in memory of friends no longer here                                                            -Aaron “Tigah”

     

July 1, 2011

  • I’m Baaaaaack!!!

     

    So, did you miss me?

    I missed you guys. These past two weeks were no where near as fun as I though they’d be. I did get a lot of poetry writing in, so that’s cool. Anyway, I’m back, I missed you guys! Did I miss anything important?

June 16, 2011

  • Tigah’s Pre-Recorded Blog

     

    I’m sorry, the Xangan you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, and will be returning on July 2nd, 2011. If you’d like to leave a message, please wait for the tone, or scroll down to the bottom of this post.

    If you’d like to read his most recent post, click on here.

    If you’d like to read a great story he wrote, click on the copyright icon: ©

    If you’d like to see the now famous game he invented, click on this random sequence of symbols: Ÿδ∏™‰Æ♣

    If you’d like to see his old roleplaying site, click on riku__kh.

    If you’d like to meet his study-buddy, click on Dan is my study-buddy!. (disclaimer: Like_A_Tigah does not necessarily support all ideas or material contained) 

    If you’d like to learn more about him, click on this link and this one, too. (disclaimer:some content has now changed)

    If you wish to contact him via cell phone, too bad.

    Thank you for visiting, we will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a great two weeks.

    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    laughing

June 13, 2011

  • The Baker Street Murder

    Xeries Episode 3: The Baker Street Murder

    “So you see,” I concluded, “it would’ve been impossible for the murderer to get to the Kitchen, grab the knife, and return to the Library in time to kill Mrs. White.”

    “Ohhhh,” said Gerilynn in comprehension.

    “Besides, I had the “knife” card,” I informed her with a grin.

    “You know, Aaron, it’s just CLUE; you don’t have to take it as seriously as your job,” Kami said with a chuckle.

    “I know. I guess I get caught up in the excitement of solving a mystery.”

    Gerilynn, Sim, Kami, and I were at Gerilynn’s house enjoying a fun evening of CLUE and some various snacks, which to my disappointment, didn’t include chocolate.

    “You know what would go good with my sweet victory? Chocolate,” I announced.

    “Aaron, you know Kami can’t stand that stuff,” Sim told me, rolling his eyes.

    “But it’s so good!”

    “Is not. And it’s bad for your health!” Kami jumped in.

    “Anyway, it’s getting late, and I still have some work to do on that car for the Mayor’s birthday, so I’d better get going,” Gerilynn said, getting up from her seat.

    “Yeah, I have some…er, studying to do tonight,” Sim said, heading for the door.

    We all said out goodbye’s, then went our separate ways. I decided to go back to the office to finish typing up some notes from my last case. Hit and run incident. The police were having trouble finding the guy and asked for my help. All the clues I found pointed to a dental assistant down the road from the scene of the crime, but I knew better. It was the dentist. Not only are dentists all evil, but his alibi didn’t pan out, After a not exactly legal interrogation (which may have included me threatening to pull all of his teeth with a rusty pair of pliers), he confessed. Another scumbag brought to justice. Oh, and the victim was fine: the pet turtle’s shell protected him from any injury.

    When I had finished typing up my summary and filed it away, I sat back in my chair and started to think. I thought about some of the cases I’v had before, which weren’t so easy to handle. Like the Baker Street Murder…

     
                                                                         Three Years Ago

    “I’ve gotta warn ya, Tigah: it ain’t pretty.”

    I nodded to the officer, indicating I understood. But I had to go in; it was my job. So I stepped over the crime scene tape and entered Apt# 5 at 357 Baker Street.

    The officer had been telling the truth. As the hallway opened up into the living room, the people in the room ( two uniformed officers, a coroner, and a detective) stepped back, allowing me to inspect the crime scene. It was an average apartment: you walk in and there’s a small kitchen; past that, it opens into the living room, where on your left is an entertainment center with a coffee table in front of it, and a couch on the far wall with a window behind it; to the right of the couch is a small closet, and a hallway leading to the bedroom. Unlike most apartments, there was a dead girl in the middle of this one. She lay sprawled face up between the table and the couch, wearing only her nightgown, with a handgun in her left hand.. A pool of blood, now mostly soaked up by the carpet, surrounded the tangle of blond hair on her head. A large blood splatter decorated the wall behind her, and there was a hole in the right side of her head. On the coffee table, a piece of paper caught my attention: a suicide note, explaining that she could no longer bear the pain of the guilt she had, and realized this was the only way to relieve it.

    After a few moments of silence, one of the officers filled me in on the details. “The vic’s name is Linda Warner; age 22; she was a student at the local college; lived alone; found by a concerned neighbor who hadn’t seen her leave for classes in the morning and tried knocking on the door, When no one answered, she let herself in using a key Linda kept just under the door in case of emergencies. Found her like this. There’s no prints on the gun, besides her’s. Also, we talked to the neighbors, and nobody heard a gun shot, but they all said a helicopter passed right over the building around 10:30 pm, same as the estimated time of death.”

    I just nod, noting different things in the apartment: the position of the body, the open door of the closet, a key on the floor, the blinds on the window…

    The man I assumed t be a detective approached me. “I’m Detective Bruner.”

    “I’m Aaron Tigah, private-”

    “Yeah, I know,” the detective said, cutting me off. “Listen, the only reason we called you in is because we’re short on detectives. They’re mostly working that serial killer case, and I got stuck with this one. They were ready to call it a suicide, when I noticed something was wrong-”

    “That the gun is in the left hand, but the bullet entrance is in the right side of he head?” I guessed.

    “Yeah, that’s right. Personally, I don’t think we need you, but if it’s what the captain wants, who am I to argue?” he said, shrugging his shoulders.

    “Right, can I ask you a question?” I said, blowing him off, directing my attention on the lady officer in the room. “Do you have a closet in your home?”

    “Yes,” she answered, a little caught off guard by the odd question.

    “Do you leave the door open?”

    “No.”

    “And your windows, do they have blinds?”

    “Yes.”

    “Do you close them when you’re getting ready for bed?”

    “Yes. Why?”

    “Well, the closet door is open, and the blinds are open, too. Odd for a girl about to go to sleep.”

    “Yeah, that’s just what I was thinking,” the detective informed me. “Also, there’s an interesting email on the girl’s phone.” He handed the phone to me, and I read the email, sent by a bioboi133: “I don’t understand, after all this time? How could you!? I love you! I thought we had something special!” I looked at the reply, which said “Well you thought wrong.” I looked through a few of her pictures, mostly self shots of her in various scenic places around town; a few with some friends, one of which I recognized.

    “We’re tracing the screen-name now,” the detective told me. I handed him my card, and told him to call me when they had a name, then turned to leave. “What will you be doing,” he demanded. “I’ll be at the college, talking to her friends. I’ll give you $50 if you find the name of bioboi133 before I do,” I challenged him, then left.

    I knew a guy in one of the pictures on the phone. His name is Celegaude (pronounced “sell a god”). He’s a student at the same college. He’s a bit of a loner, so I was surprised to see him in the cell phone of an attractive girl. He does tend to be hyper sometimes, so maybe that has something to do with it. I found him at the college after asking a few people. He was outside sitting at a park bench, reading. “Anything good?” I asked as I approached.

    “Oh, just biology. There are a few interesting things. But I doubt you came here just to ask me about my literature, huh, detective?”

    “Just a private eye, and yes, you’re right. You know a girl named Linda Warner?”

    “Yeah, we take a few classes together. Did something happen?”

    “Yes actually. She was found murdered in her apartment this morning.”

    “God, that’s awful!”

    “We’re you two close?”

    “Not really. I gave her a few tips in photography class. The only pictures she could take were with her cell phone.”

    “And she demonstrated that.”

    “Yeah, she took one of us during our walk in the college garden after I helped her. She noticed I took pretty good nature pics, so that’s why she asked me to give her some pointers.”

    “And how did her boyfriend feel about that?”

    “Wait, Linda has a boyfriend?”

    “Hm, I guess not. We’re there any boys that showed an interest in Linda?”

    “Well, there was Leonard. Leonard Skinner.”

    “Like the band?”

    “Yeah. He hates it. Anyway, it was obvious she didn’t feel the same way. All three of us are -well, were- in biology together.”

    “Let me guess: Room 133?”

    “Yeah, that’s right.”

    “Thanks a lot, you’ve been a big help.”

    So to Room 133 I went. Luckily, class had just ended. I asked the professor where Linda usually sat and he pointed it out to me. Just as I guessed, there was a young man directly behind the empty seat, still scribbling in his notebook. “Leonard,” I ask as I approach his seat.

    “Yes. And you are?”

    “I’m Aaron Tigah. I’m a P.I. I’d like to ask you a few questions.”

    “Regarding what?”

    “Your relationship with Linda Warner. You mind if I record this?” I asked, pulling out my mini recorder.

    “Go ahead. I was her tutor. She wanted to become a doctor, but wasn’t understanding this class, so she asked for my help.”

    “So it was nothing more serious?”

    “No. Strictly business.”

    “Then why did you send her that email?”

    “Excuse me?” 

    “The one asking her ‘how could she?’ And that you thought you had something special.”

    “Oh. Alright, I’ll admit I liked her-”

    “I believe your email said ‘love.’”

    “I was upset! I had been tutoring her for 3 semesters, all for free, because she had been coming on to me, flirting with me all the time. When I finally asked her to diner, she turned me down, and told me she didn’t need me anymore since she was understanding everything now! After all that time!?”

    “And she didn’t even care?”

    “No! Not the slightest sign of guilt in her face.”

    “That’s too bad. So last night was the last time you tutored her?”

    “No. She called just before I got there. That’s when she told me she wasn’t home, and not to come over. Ever.”

    “I see. Thanks for your time,” I said, then turned to walk away. As I did, he returned to writing in his notebook. “Mr. Skinner,” I called out, “you’re left-handed?”

    “Yes,” he answered, looking up.

    “Neat, me too. Have a good one.”

    When I returned to my car, my cell phone buzzed.

    “Hello?”

    “Hey, Mr Tigah, Detective Bruner here. We tracked down that screen-name. The guy not only goes to the same college, but also has a gun registered in his name. Bioboi133 is-”

    “Leonard Skinner, yeah I know. He’s at the college, room 133. Have your guys pick him up; he’s our shooter. Also dust the key on the floor, it’ll have his prints. I’ll explain when I get back at the apartment.

    When I arrived at the apartment, the body has been moved, and the good detective was standing near the couch, waiting for my explanation. I let him listen to my conversation with Skinner, then started.

    “There are a few major things that point to Leonard. Notice how he responds to my question about his relationship with Linda. He used past tense: ‘I was her tutor, she wanted to become a doctor.’”

    “He already knew she was dead.”

    “Right. Also, he is left-handed. The gun was found in Linda’s left hand. After he shot her, her made it look like a suicide by putting the gun in her hand: since he’s a lefty, he automatically put it in the hand he himself would use. One more thing, in the suicide note, it says she felt guilty, which is the same word Skinner used. He wanted her to feel guilty for breaking his heart. But she didn’t. And he couldn’t stand it.

    Now here’s what I believe happened: Leonard gets the call, and is irate. He drives to her apartment anyway. since he’d been tutoring her for 3 semesters, he knew where she kept her emergency key, so he lets himself in and wait for her in the closet. He was probably going to wait for her to go to sleep, but when that helicopter passed over, he realized it was perfect since it could mask the sound of the gunshot. After he shoots her, he rushes to write the letter and plant the gun, dropping the key when he goes to get something to wipe the gun with.”

    “Wow. All this because he couldn’t tutor her anymore?”

    “No. All this because she used him, and she didn’t love him back. And he couldn’t handle that.”

    His prints were indeed on the key. He confessed, and is now a transfer student from college, to prison, where hopefully he’ll learn that you don’t always get what you want, and that good lovin’s hard to find.

    ———————————————————————————————————————————-

    Aaron Tigah/creator/writer………………………………Like_A_Tigah

    Gerilynn…………………………………………………….brokenheartshurt

    Kami……………………………………………………………………..x3style

    Sim…………………………………………………………………..Simbathe2nd

    Celeguade…………………………………………………………………..Galbsadi


June 10, 2011

  • What’s Happenin’?

    I graduated Wednesday night. It felt pretty awesome.

    In other news, my phone ran away. It disappeared after hanging out all night and day at a friend’s house. I didn’t like the phone, but I really need my SIM card that’s in it. Hopefully it will pop up.

    In still other news, I hope to write the next episode of the Xeries this weekend. But, a choice is to be made. If you read the last one, then you saw many references to the mayor’s birthday party. I had planned for this to be the next story, but that might take longer since the plot isn’t done, and in all honesty, I don’t know who I want as the mayor. (As always, open to suggestions). So I was thinking of doing a flashback of some sort to buy me time. Any ideas/suggestions/comments/hate-mail?

    Also, I saw that Sarah Palin was indeed right about one thing. Kind of. See, I can admit mistakes. I’m not entirely perfect.

    So how’s everybody doing? Anything happening around here I should know of? Anything you’d like to see my do in the future?

June 3, 2011

  • What The Heck Sarah Palin is So Dr. Death

    The title may seen confusing, but it’s a mash of the three things I though were hilarious on NBC Nightly News this evening:

                                                                         What the Heck?

                                     

    Apparently, last night an asteroid the size of a mobile home passed closer to the Earth than the moon is. Where the warning for that was, I have no idea. The space rock was named 2009 BD,  known more appropriately as “What the Heck was That!?”


                                                                     Sarah Palin is So…

    Stupid!
    Ok, I know some fellow republicans think she’s awesome/hot, but I believe she is neither. I’ve always found her annoying, and she comes off strongly as a ditsy blond. They can’t even get my order at McDonald’s right, so I’d rather not have one of those running our country. Anyway, she’s been touring New England on a non-publicity publicity scheme (she says it’s not for publicity, but you should see her tour bus), and she decided to give a brief history lesson on Paul Revere. So here’s Sarah Palin’s version of the Midnight Rider Bell Righer and Shot Firer:

                                                           

    “He who warned, uh, the … the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and, um, by makin’ sure that as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warnin’ shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free … and we were gonna be armed.” read more here

    Now hopefully you all know that’s not quite what happened. First, he didn’t warn the British, he was warning towns that the British were coming in the middle of the night. Secondly, there were no bells involved. There were lanterns lit, “one if by land, two if by sea.” Thirdly, he didn’t fire any warning shots. Again, no bells. And he did not stop to assure anyone of safety, freedom, or the bearing of arms. I really hope her history teacher is no longer teaching.

                                                                                Dr. Death
                                               
                                               

    Jack Kevorkian, AKA Dr. Death, died early this morning. He was known for assisting over 100 people commit suicide. He died of natural causes.

    Please tell me you got the irony of that last one. Thanks for reading. Xeries coming soon, hopefully. Have a great weekend!